the only Christmas post that matters
i’m such an asshole but i’m also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
more celebrities should just be like rihanna in regards to hate
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
Cecil Gershwin Palmer, past and present.
I always have way too much fun with his 50’s clothes.
if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry